Sisterhood Adventures

Now lets be clear, I love my transgender sisters. They are some of the fiercest, strongest bitches! When Rock Hudson was cheating on his wife with 103092 dudes getting HIV, trans men and woman were on the front lines fighting for our rights. I actually want a gang of my own trannies. That being said, there are some tragic trannies out there sisters! They have the dicknity to walk out of the house looking like busted street hookers. It is essential that if one has a little tranny within them, they follow these very simple guidelines.

Tranny Teachers – It is of upmost importance that one finds a tranny mentor. These sisters have been in the game. They know how to get their budget couture, put their hair on in the dark, and how to avoid non-fabulous situations. It’s like having a prayer partner, except less slutty.

Hair – There is nothing worse than a tranny with budget weave. It was one of the first people see when looking at their 6’5 sister. Now some like to have their own, natural hair; proceed with caution. Trannies are expected to bring it fierce. Lackluster hair is susceptible to large amounts of shade. For your best tranny hair option, please consult your tranny teacher or go to a Cher concert.

Heels – If one is a tranny, law dictates that heels are worn 73.18% of the day. This law, enacted by the FBA (Fierce Bitches of America), helps to keep tranny trash off the streets and into the gutters along with Christina Aguilara’s career. Remember your life is a runway. If you walk like a quadriplegic giraffe, again you could be susceptible to shade.

Crew – It is essential that a tranny has a solid base of support - this cannot include your tranny teacher. Trannies must regularly be seen drinking with a few fierce gays at least 3 times a week. These gays cannot be your standard gays, but not too fierce to steal your glitter. If a gay attempt to steal your spotlight, he must be quickly shot and left in a pile of his own excrement. Also, trannies should avoid hanging out in groups as large amount of shade in a confined space may have nuclear like effects. These are a few tips to help you live a fabulous tranny lifestyle. Remember you are expected to come correct 100% of the time. Any misstep or broken nail can lead to serious consequences, such as death. Proceed with caution and stay fierce!

God bless the Queens!

Any suspicious of fraudulent tranny activity should be reported immediately to the Fierce Bitches of America immediately. They can be reached at grandbitch@fba.org.